I Kissed a Girl

No. I didn't. But obviously this Katy Perry chick did because she's singing about it on the radio. It made me laugh right out loud. Here are some of the most excellent lyrics:

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Maybe the problem is that cherry chap stick. I mean, come on! Cherry?

And if you liked that, here is another funny one from her. I think she's irreverent and clever and original.