Permission Preemption

I hereby revoke permission to comment on my life. I realize you feel it's your duty and god-given right, but without my consent your opinions are no longer legal. I won't listen when you tell me I'm doing it wrong. I won't comply when you try to get me to conform to a standard I didn't create. I'm done molding myself to fit into a box that is way too small and confining and I won't allow you to fabricate doubt.

Just because you live loudly and rowdily in my head does not give you the right to instill fear and loathing. From now on I'm only listening to the voices outside my head that make much more sense.

At least most of them.